Episode 58: Visas in Our Passports (Moving to the UK)

B+L end Season 4 by discussing their respective moves to the UK. They go through what they’ll be doing there, why, and where exactly they’ll be moving to. L discuses her feelings as a New Yorker leaving New York for the first time, as well as leaving behind the corporate world. B+L chat through the relationship convos of exclusive convo and boyfriend/girlfriend convo (and how they are two different things, ie Love Island Rules) and the Disposable Dating culture as of recent. They both give final updates on The Lawyer and The Italian before closing this amazing season. B+L will be back for Season 5 of Not Your Girlfriend’s Podcast sooner than you think.

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This episode was recorded in New York in August 2021, any COVID-related talks are reflective of the time of that recording. Please check https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html for the most up-to-date news regarding your State or Country.

Episode 57: The Peck of Foreplay

This week is all about L’s latest beau- The Italian. She discusses their first several dates, what went right and what went not so right. Throughout the episode we chat through a multiple of issues in early dating: communication in making plans ahead of time, Hot Guy sex privilege, room temperature comprise when staying over and how to tell someone their sex game needs improvement.

B’s still dating The Lawyer and chats through her summer plans with him and future plans on how things will be once she moves to the UK at the end of the summer. B+L discuss if you should cancel plans with a coworker in lieu of a date and discuss The Lawyer’s past casual dating.

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Episode 56: Wet Hot American Girl Summer

It’s our first episode of the Summer and New York is open and back in business. L chats through her dry spell and how the dating scene differs down in Florida. B is off to a little too much of a hot start to hot girl summer by contradicting chlamydia. B gives an dating update on the Lawyer and L discusses an pending first date with the Italian.

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Episode 55: A Marriage of the UK & US

On this week’s episode B is out West and interviews her two friends from Uni about their recent marriage and move from the UK to US. Anonymous American ‘A’ and British ‘J’ chat to B about how they met, deciding when to move in together, how they made decision to move to the States and what lies for them in the future.

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This episode was recorded in CA in May 2021, any COVID-related talks are reflective of the time of that recording. Please check https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html for the most up-to-date news regarding your State or Country.

Episode 54: Dating in the 'Burbs & Rewinding the Relationship

On this week’s episode we dive straight into L’s review of suburban dating and the three types of dudes found there, B defines what makes a ‘Unicorn’ in suburban dating so you can also be on the lookout. They countdown months til Europe, discuss the multiple Breakup Waves of Covid, also predicting another wave might be hitting soon with vaccinations on the rise. B+L chat about how to ‘Subtly Shoot Your Shot’ with someone in a relationship online. They also discuss how to have the ‘we’re no longer exclusive convo’ and General Red Flag Behavior we most definitely don’t condone, but you know if you're in a pinch we won’t tell if you don’t.

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This episode was recorded in May 2021, any COVID-related talks are reflective of the time of that recording. Please check https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html for the most up-to-date news regarding your State or Country.

Episode 53: Clean Slates (ish)

B+L are back with promises of Hot Girl Summer around the corner, they decide to clean their dating slates (ish). They share some big and exciting news about their lives coming this Fall 2021, B gives us an interesting update on ‘The Lawyer’, L moves to the burbs and discuses her last date in BK with a semi-familiar ‘Bed-Stuy’ guy. They both discuss their Exes R and H, and the remnants of both relationships finally coming to a close.

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This episode was recorded in late March 2021, any COVID-related talks are reflective of the time of that recording. Please check https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html for the most up-to-date news regarding your State or Country.

Episode 52: 2020 Wrapped -Dating Year In Review

B+L Wrap up a terrible year with an amazing episode. Great for OG listeners and brand spanking new listeners alike, we take a retrospective look at our dating lives over the last year and quantify them into numbers with little to no meaning.

0:59 Number of Guys Fucked
4:13 Number of Guys Ghosted
5:55 Number of Break-Ups
9:22 Number of Second Dates
16:48 Number of Throwback Hits
49:33 On Repeat: Guy Most Talked to this Year
51:01 Number of Hinge Matches
52:00 Number of Thirst Traps Posted on Instagram
52:30 Best Lay of 2020
54:35 Worst Date of 2020

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This episode was recorded in early December, any COVID-related talks are reflective of the time of that recording. Please check https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html for the most up to date news regarding your State or Country.

Episode 51: Bar so Fine

Bar so Fine is all about the ‘Fine’ guys B+L have been dating lately. While nothing is seemingly wrong with them, they’re just meh, eh, bleh. Join us as we discuss if it’s us, them, our age, our growth or this bloody pandemic that’s making everything ‘fine’.

This episode was recorded in early Nov, any COVID-related talks are reflective of the time of that recording. Please check https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html for the most up to date news regarding your State or Country. Also Joe Biden is President-Elect now.

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Episode 50: Synthetic Relationships (Featuring an Entire Bottle of Whiskey)

B+L celebrates 50 episodes with this two-hour special (the only way they know how-to drink an entire bottle of whiskey and record a podcast episode).

Join us as we devolve into L’s recent Synthetic Relationship with Bed-Stuy Boy (00:04:00), what happens when the person you’re seeing is upset to see your last S/O on your instagram (00:13:00), normalize sharing honest feelings when you’re back on the dating scene fresh from a break-up (00:43:20), what is the appropriate timeframe to cancel a date the day of (00:49:57), a drunk debate on the ethics of going on a date and deciding you want to be friends (01:33:45), and finally, we answer a user instagram question on what is the best drink to order on a first date (01:45:25). If you can’t believe it took hours to cover only these topics, well you haven’t drank the amount of whiskey we did.

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Episode 49: NYC Phase 4 Dating

This week Not Your Girlfriend’s Podcast:

00:02:00 Phase 4 COVID-19 Dating in NYC
00:25:32 Find Yourself a Palette Cleaner Sex Partner!
00:30:00 How to Get a Guy to Leave Your Apartment!
00:31:55 Repeat Offense (AKA Guys You Fuck More Than Once!)
00:32:01 Dumb Bitch Moments (Plenty!!!!!)
00:52:50 Creative Men vs No One!
00:40:46 How-To Correctly Ghost (No Breadcrumbing!)
00:42:00 The Respectable Side-Bitch Slot!

And more!

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Episode 48: Testing COVID-19 Positive Breakups

With a 7 MONTH BREAK between Season 3 and Season 4, B+L make a comeback with some big news: they’re both single. L’s discusses how and when things went wrong when she moved in with R, while B talks about ending her long-distance relationship with H. We talk all things COVID-19, Phase 2 opening up in New York City, #BLM Movement and what makes a Simp.

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Episode 47: Love and Other Drugs, The Season Three Finale

WARNING: This episode contains explicit language, binge drinking, and illegal drugs depending on your state laws.

This episode was made for the fans. B+L close out Season 3 by having a long whiskey filled chat with each other. Topics include: NYC apartments and roommates of the past, B+L life updates (including L moving in with her long-term bae and B’s update on her long-distance bae), special guest this week is B’s new roommate P who weighs in on the dating scene in DC and how it compares to NYC and much more. Reminisce with us, drink with us (take drugs with us). Cheers to three wonderful seasons.

Episode 46: Grass Chasing with Sarah Merrill

On this week’s episode, B is flying solo and interviewing special guest Sarah Merrill (@sarahamerrill_) from the Big Kid Problems Podcast. They talk about Sarah’s brand spanking new fiancé (00:04:48), moving to New York at 18 (00:14:20), #LAproblems (00:17:42), the evolution of popular meme page on Instagram Big Kid Problems (00:22:20) and what the hell are all these destination weddings and why we’re both having one (00:27:25). A chat of make-ups and break-ups and everything in between.

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Episode 45: The Great British Blaise

An array of topics are covered this week when B+L are joined with special guest Blaise-B’s former neighbor in London (yes British accent included). They discuss what you learn from your first serious relationship (00:03:22), Wetherspoons date etiquette (00:17:48), internal payments systems when you’re in a Long Term Relationship (00:22:00), dating as someone whose mixed race, fetishization, the most recent season Love Island’s having the first person of color to win (and all the other racial issues with that show) (00:26:57), someone who went on three holidays with their boyfriend, what Blaise has learnt about traveling with a bae (00:39:24) and navigating your mental health issues in a relationship (00:42:53)

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Episode 44: Back to School Special-Boyfriend Training

Welcome to B+L’s Short Course Seminar on Boyfriend Training! They start off the episode with some life updates then dive into what they think is “Boyfriend Material” (00:11:16) the class broken down into four periods:

Period 1: (00:23:10) Communication- breaking down different arguing styles in a fight

Period 2: (00:42:41) Domestic/Living Situation- expectations in a relationship when it comes to cooking, cleaning, and paying for groceries

Period 3: (00:54:35) Social Interactions- how your bf interacts with your friends and family, being present with the other person when you’re in a sticky social situation

Period 4: Sex Ed (00:01:02) B+L’s best of advice on learning how to navigate a new person’s body, when and where to bring our your kinks and how to be woke and clear about your sexual needs.

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Episode 43: Analog Sex vs Digital Sex

We start out this episode with B’s Life Update (00:03:00) continued from Summer Fling Episode (Episode 39: Seasonally Cancel Your Bae-The Summer Fling). Long distance in a relationship (00:16:00), the vital importance of Factime Sex and Sexting (00:23:30) in a Long Distance relationship, A BDSM Quiz you should definitely take (https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode) and a funny sex story when you try to switch roles in the bedroom (00:30:55) and recon research for ladies to do in order to give a guy pointers when he goes down on you (00:43:00).

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Episode 42: Of Wedding Dates and Instathots with Lindsey from We Met At Acme

Host of the millennial dating podcast We Met At Acme, Lindsey Metselaar, joins B+L to talk about how to navigate wedding season, including when to give a plus one, going to wedding as a plus one with your S/O, and what happens when your boyfriend doesn’t want to come as your plus one. We also dive into if it’s ever okay for your boyfriend to follow instagram models, how many is too many, and if there is a situation where you should really bring it up. 

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Episode 41: Baecation

We’re in peak summer time which means lots of opportunity to take a trip with your bae. This week we break down L’s recent trip with R to Italy and answer questions like when’s the best time to take your first Baecation, trial’ing a big trip with a weekender before, and what to do when you get annoyed with your bae. We also answer a listener a email about what to do when you’ve been dating someone for a few years in your twenties but start to lose interest.